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Powerful golf influencer Paige Spiranac is offering a helping hand to football widowers whose wives and girlfriends have fallen for Cincinnati Bengals heartthrob Joe Burrow.
Spiranac, 29, took to Twitter (naturally!) to perform what she calls a “wellness check” on the army of men who are suddenly in love.
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He posted a video with the caption: “Here are the warning signs that Joe Burrow has stolen your girl.”
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Spiranac said: “Men, are you okay? This is a wellness check. I just want to make sure everything’s okay since Joe Burrow stole your daughters. And you’re probably like, ‘Paige, my girl would never do that.
“Here are some warning signs you should probably look out for: You ask her her favorite number. She says, ‘9’. Strangely, she wears a lot of orange and black and it’s not Halloween. She says, “Hey babe, I think you’d look good with some blonde highlights, maybe some blonde hair.”
“She’s weirdly buying you a bunch of turtlenecks and sunglasses. She asks you what time is the Bengals game. She had never liked soccer before. What’s going on?
“She wants to visit Ohio. It seems like a beautiful place to visit. You casually mention something about Joe Burrow, and she’s like, ‘Well, he’s a Sagittarius.
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“And, the final nail in the coffin: Your Google search history looks like this,” Spiranac said before displaying a series of Google searches including, ‘Who is Joe Burrow’s girlfriend?’ and ‘Is Joe Burrow single?’”
She added: “So the question is not, who dey? It’s, how you gonna get your girl back?
Unfortunately, for the army of fangirls who have fallen for the quarterback, he’s been dating his friend Olivia Holzmacher since 2017. The young field general has also gained traction among fashionistas for his off-field ensembles.
As for the ubiquitous Spiranac, golf’s most popular influencer and host of the Playing A Round podcast, she launched a new subscription content website called OnlyPaige.
The Bengals are in Kansas City this Sunday to battle the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game. The team defeated the Buffalo Bills last Sunday to advance to the NFL playoffs.
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